SIX TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE BANKING HALL

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1 - The Pen Borrowers: They're always in
the
bank, common pen they won't have. These
pple
are very dangerous, once u borrow them
d
pen,
u may find it difficult 2 identify dem, At a
bank
in
Nigeria, once someone tells u "may I
have ur
pen?" Believe me, that may be d last time u
will
see that pen (except if u're lucky).
.
2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team:
Immediately dey
enter d bank, even b4 taking d slip
(withdrawal
or
deposit) all they do is to know the last
person and u hear dem saying, I'm at your back.
If
care
is nt taken, about 8 pple can tell u "I dey
ur
back" then at d end of d day, they cause
confusion
(na
me dey hin back,I don tell am I was here
b4
u blah blah).
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3 - The No protocol team: This kind of
pple
don't
obey d 1st come, 1st served slogan! They're
mouthed in d bank! Immediately they
come
in,
they just walk up 2 d cashier or manager,
he asks
them to sit down & within 5 minutes
they've
completed there transactions while u still
dey
there looking like mumu 4queue.(there is God
oooo)
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4 - The Bank Door Rejectees: These pple
will
always av a problem with d bank door, then
u
see
them removing their belts, car keys,
mobile
phones etc and yet d machine keeps shouting
"pls
go back" Maybe next time such person
will
come
2 bank naked! Biko, he go allow u in... LOLZ!
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5 - The slip wasters: These kind of pple
can
waste slip 4 Nigeria! To fill the
withdrawal slip or
deposit slip na JAMB questions, u c dem
canceling, tearing, squeezing & taking
another
one. To write common 3,780 Naira in
wordsna gobe! Even d so called undergraduates
are
found
wanting in this scenario....... CHAI!!!
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6 - The pple from Another Planet: These pple
usually behave like them no dey dis
world
since 2
yrs! They will always b asking 4 today's
date, even after telling them d correct
date,they
will ask
some1 else again. I tire 4 dis pple
oooooo.
Be sincere, I know you are laughing or even
smiling now, oya tell us which one do u
belong?