Sunday, 31 January 2016

Chris Brown denies being the cause of his daughter's Asthma


The singer who is still being fired by Nigerians for "his disrespect to Jonathan" as they said, took to his instagram page to deny being behind his daughter's Asthma.
See what he said

photos: Nigerians Set Chris Brown facebook Page on Fire after he Sharing a Goodluck Jonathan Meme


This went down on Chris Brown’s verified Facebook page yesterday.
He shared this popular meme about ex-President Goodluck Jonathan only for Nigerians to slam him for being so disrespectful. Responses continue after the cut.









Photos: Tiwa Savage Looking Stunning At Toolz & Tunde Demuren’s Wedding As She Prays For The Newly Wed


She is looking flawless in her traditional attire as she prays for the newly wed Toolz & Tunde Demuren. She said:
#TSquared I love you both so much. Happy married life….9 months time we go carry twins in Jesus name

Saturday, 30 January 2016

10 Categories Of Students That Request For Extra Booklets During Exam


I have carefully and systematically observed quite a fairly few sizeable number of students who request for extra answer sheets in the exam hall, and writing exam yesterday actually gave an incentive that led to the birth of this article.
10 Categories of Students That Request for Extra Booklets During Exam
1. The Oppressors
These categories of students will always top a list like this. They request for extra sheets primarily not because they actually need it but to subject other students to undue pressures making them look like they know nothing. I wrote a very tedious exam yesterday that threw me into a condition where I was looking up to heaven to provide answers to the Greek look alike questions, when this dude subjected all of us to undue pressures by requesting for extra sheets, making us feel like we have only come to school not to learn but for excursion cheesy. Please, join me in prayer so that the lecturer will score me well. cheesy
2.. The Photocopiers
This is the category where I belong (as I no sabi book, at least, I suppose sabi copy well na)cheesy The photocopiers will copy the copiable answers of both friends and enemies regardless of their GPs (whether the GPs of those they are copying are 0.92, 1.00, 1. 1.25, for all they care) as long as their pens are busy. They will add the answers gotten from Noah to the one from Jarus, joined to the one from Seun Osewa, Wristbangle and Oliviaarims. Before you know it, they will write more than anyone else. When their booklets become voluminous and can no longer contain answers, they will request for extra sheets
3. The “I too know”
During lectures, these students will sometimes argue with lecturers and create argumentative scenes in the class; they ask both relevant and irrelevant questions in the lecture hall with a view of gaining publicity. They will ask questions during lectures and will still be the ones to answer it themselves (how ironical? cheesy ). You would think they will hit first class/distinction because of their display of vast knowledge in all courses. They will go into the exam hall with this same character. When a lecturer asks ” Lucidly define Constitution”. They will continue to write and write and go off point; they will narrate how Moses delivered the Israelites from Bondage; and how King Solomon married 500 wives and lusted after 300 concubines; they will even add Biblical references. When their booklets have been filled up, they will request for sheets to finish up their bull-crap.
4. The Story Tellers
They share similar characteristics with the “I too know” students. The story tellers can’t explain or define theories without telling stories to justify their answers. Their stories and digression get their booklets quickly filled up.
5. The Scholars
Of course, these ones are undoubtedly very brilliant. They will logically, lucidly and analytically answer exam questions and may demand extra booklets when need be. When they request for extra sheets, be sure that they will get nothing less than an “A”, unlike the “I too know” crew who would demand extra sheets and still end up with an “E”
6. Masquerade Carriers
In case you don’t know, masquerade carriers is a synonym for “expo colonial masters” who are talented in carrying ‘expo’. They are so skilled that they will still manoeuvre their way out even if thousands of invigilators are deployed to their exam hall. They will request for extra sheets, smuggle it into their pockets and will take it to their hostels. They will copy answers on it for the exam they are having the next day.
7. The Competitors
They say life is a race, if you don’t run fast, you may get trampled.. The competitors dwell in this notion that life is a race, therefore, when they spot a student requesting for an extra sheet, they will also request for extra sheets so as to compete with that person cheesy
8. The Wetty-Palm Students
The size of their handwriting font is as big as Olumo rock; just two answers, their booklets don full. A blind man won’t even find it hard to read their booklet at a glance. But dont be suprised that some of the petty-wetty palm student will get capital ‘E’ and ‘D’ when the results come out.
9. The Misspellers
I also fall in this same category. We are called misspellers cos we aren’t good in spelling. Often, I even misspell my own names, department and course title and I will have cross it out and look at my school ID card to write correct spelling of my own name. By dint of our deficiencies in spelling, our booklets becomes so rough and illegible to read, hence, we cant help but demand for new sheets for fresh work
10. Kindly add the last one

Comedy Video!! See Where Emmanuella And Her Friends Were Created From To Gain Life


So funny when you see some group of children talking about where they were created from to gain life.
Watch this funny video and hear different opinion.
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Tuesday, 26 January 2016

Lout not Tout.See the mistake you've been making all this while!



It is wrong to use Tout for the thugs and ruffians. The correct word is actuality Lout.

Here are their definitions--->>>>>

tout 1 /tout/
verb
1. attempt to sell (something), typically by pestering people in an aggressive or bold manner.
2. offer racing tips for a share of any resulting winnings.

lout /lout/
noun
an uncouth or aggressive man or boy.

Monday, 25 January 2016

comedy video: That One Friend With A Touchy Girlfriend | HILARIOUS


That One Friend With A Touchy Girlfriend, even when you wanna form Joseph, she still wont gree… HILARIOUS
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hilarious video: What Is The Cause Of Impotence? | THESE GUYZ ANSWER WILL MAKE YOU CRY

hilarious video: What Do You Think Is The Cause Of Impotence? | THESE GUYZ ANSWER WILL MAKE YOU CRY, seriously i couldn’t hold the tears. The killed the question and the edit with the baby laughs! OH LORD!
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Saturday, 23 January 2016

#StopViolationAgainstOurWomen by Olawale Rashidah


Have you ever stopped to think of the numerous numbers of women,ladies,young girls treated wrongly in our society?
Well,I want you to.
 Are you managing that boy or man? Telling yourself he's going to get better?He'll stop harassing you?Giving yourself excuses? He was drunk is not enough excuse. neither is he was angry. STOP that excuse now. Are you aware you could die? Or get serious physical damage? Are you even aware of trauma?  Yes think of it. No one knows what's going on in your home, you alone does. If you continue allowing it, he won't stop you need to take that move now! Voice out
He doesn't neccesarily have to hit you with a car or a gun before you know it's battery.
He doesn't have to throw words that are heavier than lead or elephant . Or tell you he'll shoot you before you know that's  Assault.
Be wise! Be Brave!
This is our battle. if we don't take care of ourselves No one would.
Speak up before it's too late.
#StopViolationAgainstOurWomen
Rashidah olawale (IG/sheedah_ms).

Thursday, 21 January 2016

Buhari Finally Explains Why He Made Changes To The 2016 Budget



The president of Nigeria has cleared the air on the controversy generated by the missing budget as he explains why he was forced to make corrections to the budged after the earlier submission.
President Muhammadu Buhari on Tuesday gave reasons why he made corrections to the 2016 Budget he had earlier submitted to the joint National Assembly after controversy emerged that the budget had been altered.
Explaining his reasons, the president wrote in a letter to the House of Representatives as read by the Speaker, Yakubu Dogara in Abuja.
The letter reads in part: “It will be recalled that on Tuesday, 22 December, 2015, I presented my 2016 budget proposals to the joint sitting of the National Assembly.

“I submitted a draft bill accompanied by a schedule of details.
“At the time of submission, we indicated that because the details had just been produced, we would have to check to ensure that there were no errors in the detailed breakdown contained in the schedule.
“That has since been completed and I understand that the corrections have been submitted.
“The National Assembly would therefore have the details as submitted on the 22nd and a copy containing the corrections submitted last week. It appears that this has led to some confusion.
“In this regard, please find attached the corrected version.
“This is the version the National Assembly should work with as my 2016 budget estimates.
“The draft bill remains the same and there are no changes in any of the figures.”
However, the letter didn’t go down well with some People Democratic Party members. Raising a point of order citing Sections 81 and 84 of the 1999 constitution (as amended), Rep. Leo Ogor (Delta-PDP), the Minority Leader of the House said that the provisions of the law did not give the president powers to amend budget, adding that such powers lie with the legislature. He thus urged the house to discard the letter.
The speaker however cleared the matter as he insisted that the budget was not amended but only corrected. He said that it is only the president that has powers to make corrections to the budget if he observes any error.
That didn’t go down well with PDP lawmakers who shouted a resounding “no, no!”. At the end, the speaker won the day.

Nicki Minaj put her curvaceous body on display

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5 Ways To Avoid Getting Sick When Traveling 

5 Ways To Avoid Getting Sick When Traveling

A new study by Michigan State University researchers found that only 5 percent of people who used the bathroom washed their hands long enough to kill the germs that can cause infections.
Getting sick can be a huge disappointment when you are travelling. Not only does it take the fun out of the trip, it disrupts your entire schedule and most times, costs extra cash when you are plagued with severe symptoms and forced to seek medical care outside of your insurance cover.
Luckily, while travelling itself exposes you to a whole new range of parasites and environments that could spur illness, there are ways to minimize the chances of getting sick. Jovago.com, Africa’s No.1 online hotel booking site has compiled a list of tried and true ways to keep your body and immune system strong and ensure you do not get sick when travelling.

1.Get all required vaccination
Prevention is certainly better than cure. If you can protect yourself, why not do so? Vaccinations are a way of protecting yourself from the risk of getting particular diseases. Not all vaccinations, however, are required for every individual for every trip; some destinations expose you to the risk of contracting certain diseases that are not prevalent in the location you are travelling from, and so it is essential to vaccinate yourself against these diseases.

Also, individual factors, such as your personal medical history, how long you will be traveling, and what you will be doing affects what vaccination you need to take. Some countries even require travelers to show an International Certificate of Vaccination or Prophylaxis (ICVP) before entry.

2. Pack a hand sanitizer and wash your hands when you can
The norm is to wash your hands before eating anything and after using the bathroom, and it is important not to neglect this routine while travelling. Matter of fact, it is even more important to wash up much more frequently than you would normally. Your skin is your first line of defense and your hands specifically are always touching things and then touching your own face, mouth, or eyes, so, keeping them clean protects you from a lot of risks. In situations where you have no access to water for washing up, hand sanitizers come in very handy.

3. Take immune boosting herbs and vitamins:
While travelling, especially if you are visiting a new environment, it is important to pack extra supplements specifically to help keep your immunity strong. You can never be too sure of what you could be exposed to- bacteria and germs, and it is better to face the uncertainty with an ultra-strong immune system. Try Vitamin C supplements. Saline solution and nasal mists are also effective in fighting germs, as they keep your nasal passages moist, which enhance your body’s own germ-flushing activity.

4. Stay Hydrated
The importance of water cannot be overstated. Drinking water is essential while travelling as it flushes your body of toxins, helps your digestion -which is associated with your immune system- and keeps you hydrated. Most times, while travelling or visiting certain locations with dry weather conditions, it is easy to get dehydrated, and dehydration not only makes you more vulnerable to invading parasites and germs, it also makes it harder for you to recover once infected. Also, drinking water ensures the mucus membranes in the nose and throat remains moist and better equipped to fight germs. Note that drinks like alcohol and coffee do not count as good choices for hydration.

5. Watch What You Eat
Food contamination is a major problem travelers have while visiting new locations. If you are not very careful with the kind of food you eat or where you eat on your travels, you could potentially be exposing yourself to diarrhea, gastrointestinal poisoning, cholera, and other horrible diseases. Try to abstain from random street or local cuisines; look out for signs of good hygiene practice at any street food stall or food court you eat at; and ensure any food you eat is fresh, well-cooked, and served very hot. If possible, try to make your own food, that ways, the risk is less.

6. Keep yourself engaged with activities
Most people just forget about staying fit or exercising once they are on vacation or taking a trip. Exercise, however, is one of the best ways to stay fit and healthy and fight off unwanted infections and diseases, as it improves overall health and well-being, strengthens the immune system, and makes it easier to bounce back from an infection or illness. If you are not active or fit before traveling, start on the trip! Visit the gym room in the hotel, go hiking into a forest or up a mountain, swim in the streams, go for a jog or do anything that makes you heart beat and you sweat a little.


Wednesday, 20 January 2016

Touching Story! Does true love still exist?

However unreal this story might be, I want you to know true love still exists.

From the very beginning, the girl's family objected strongly on her dating this guy, saying that it has got to do with family background, & that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him.

Due to family pressure, the couple quarrelled very often. Though the girl loved the guy deeply, she always asked him:"How deep is your love for me?"

As the guy is not good with his words, this often caused the girl to be very upset. With that & the family pressure, the girl often vents her anger on him. As for him.. he only endured it in silence.

After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated & decided to further his studies oversea. Before leaving, he proposed to the girl:

"I'm not very good with words. But all I know is that I love you. If you will allow me, I will take care of you for the rest of my life. As for your family, I'll try my best to
talk them through. Will you marry me?" He asked.

The girl agreed, & with the guy's determination, the family finally gave in & agreed to let them get married. So before he left, they got engaged.

The girl went out to the working society, whereas the guy was oversea,continuing his studies.
They sent their love through emails & phone calls.
Though it was hard, but both never thought of giving up.
One day, while the gal was on her way to work, she was knocked down by a car.

when she woke up, she saw her parents beside her bed. She
realized that she was badly injured. Seeing her mum cry, she wanted to comfort her. But she realized that all that could come out of her mouth was just a sigh. she had lost her voice.

The doctor says that the impact on her brain has caused her to lose her voice. Listening to her parents' comfort, but with nothing coming out from her, she broke down.

During the stay in hospital, besides silent cry..it's still just silent cry that accompanied her. Upon reaching home, everything
seems to be the same. Except for the ringtone of the phone which pierced into her heart everytime it rang.

She does not wish to let the guy know & not wanting to be a burden to him, she wrote a letter to him saying that she does not wish to wait any longer.

She sent the ring back to him. In return, the guy sent millions & millions of reply and countless phonecalls.. She kept crying.
Her parents relocated, hoping that she could eventually forget everything & be happy.

In the new environment, the girl learnt sign language & started a new life. Telling herself everyday that she must forget the guy.

One day, her friend came & told her that he's back. She asked her friend not to let him know what happened to her. Since then, there wasn't anymore news of him.

A year has passed & her friend came with an envelope,containing an invitation card for the guy's wedding. The girl was shattered.

 When she opened the letter, she saw her name on it instead. When she was about to ask her friend what was going on, she saw the guy standing in front of her....
He used sign language to tell her,"I've spent a year to learn sign
language. Just to let you know that I've not forgotten our promise.
Let me have the chance to be your voice. I Love You."
With that, he slipped the ring back into her finger.

True love never died with Titanic. It still exists in our hearts in there somewhere.

SHOW SOME LOVE!!!!!!!!

What is Love? What's Marriage?

A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"
The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."
The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders... may be there is a bigger one later.
Then he saw another bigger one... But may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to realize that the wheat is not as big as the
previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.
So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.
The teacher told him, "this is love... You keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already miss the person..."
"What is marriage then?" the student asked.
The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."
The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach
the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher.
The teacher told him, "This time you bring back a corn. You look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get...
This is marriage.

Lighter mood! Who is Unfaithful?

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the
night
and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My
husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes:
"Damn, I am the husband!"
WHO IS UNFAITHFUL BETWEEN THEM?

Monday, 18 January 2016

Sorry sir I am using your wife...Read full story.

A man received message from his
neighbour.
Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night.
I am using when u r not present at
home.
In fact I am using more than U R
using.
I confess this because now I feel very
much guilt.
Hope U will accept my sincere
apologies.
Man went home and had a big fight
with his wife.
Few minutes later he received
another massage.
Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct
mistake ...
it's not wife but WIFI. WHAT WILL U DO 2 SUCH A PERSON?


That was on a lighter mood. Now seriously, Men please don't ever beat your wife.
If you hear something bad about her, you should ask her first and always try to trust your wife.

You should share your love with her and not pour your anger out on her.


Say NO To DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!!!!

Why Me Mom? - Death of an Innocent


I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead.
I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road,
the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load.
As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say,
the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom.. I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a short time.
I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank and I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife.
The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying and all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave.

And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom, before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?

Please Drink Responsibly and when you drink,Please Do Not Drive.
If not for yourself, for the innocent life that could be at risk.

I met one small boy crying ... Read what happened

I met one small boy crying with two ten-ten Naira
notes in his hands! I asked him why he was crying?

 He said his mother sent him 10 Naira sugar and 10 Naira
cowbell.....But he said he has forgotten which of the 10
Naira is for sugar and which one is for cowbell.

Don't laugh alone, Share with your friends

Sunday, 17 January 2016

Lighten up your day with laughter- This Pictures will definitely make you laugh.

I came across some pictures that made me "El Oh El" on Instagram and I thought twould be selfish to Laugh Alone. Therefore, you're invited to join me in laughing and don't forget to follow on IG/Twitter : @mhiztabolu











Originally written by Professor Isa to the "Nigerian Youth"



MY DEAR NIGERIAN YOUTHS.

I am very angry and that is why I am addressing
you. You are the source of my anger and I want to vent my spleen- maybe not at you directly- but at the arrogance of your ignorance. Of all
nations of the world, you are to be most pitied.

Do you still wonder what you have done?
You don’t have an Ivy League education but
with the little below-standard education you got, all you could do with it is to write a
petition against someone with the benefit of an Ivy League education.

You can’t even run your personal economy as you’re almost always and perpetually broke yet you arrogate to yourself superior knowledge about the nation’s economy.

You sit in front of a computer and rant all day through social media but with every click, you make money - not for yourself - but for Mark
Zuckerberg (Facebook).

With every megabyte of data you spend complaining and maligning, you make
stupendous bucks for Etisalat, Glo and Airtel.

Over the next two years, the number of Nigerian millionaires will jump by 47% but most likely you will not be among because you are
too busy whining and complaining. And yet
about 60% of Nigeria’s 170m population are
below 35 years. Oh, what a waste!
By the way, Mark Zuckerberg was 19 when he started facebook.

Africa’s youngest billionaire, Ashish Thakkar, is 31. He escaped from the
Rwandan genocide and relocated to Uganda where he started an IT business. Collin Thornton, who made his millions by fixing bad computers and setting up Dial-a-Nerd, is 35.

Adam Horowitz, an 18-year-old entrepreneur,
started 30 websites in 3 years before he became successful.
The only thing you have ever started is an online petition.

Have you heard of Jason Njoku?
He’s 33 and the founder of Iroko TV. He received $8m investment into his company just a few years ago. What he does? Sharing the same Nollywood films that you spend hours to watch online. He didn’t just hang around waiting
for Buhari to make something happen or
blaming Jonathan for not making anything
happen.

Kamal Budhabhatti was deported from Kenya but while on the flight, he thought of the opportunities in Kenya. He found his way back after 6 months and today his company is valued at $30m. He’s 36.

Have you heard of Chinedu Echeruo? Apple just paid $1b for his app. He’s a Nigerian like you and all he did was attempt to fix a problem. But for you, the only thing you attempt to fix are your nails- and your hairdo! Chinedu moved to New York in 1995 and found it difficult to navigate the city with ease so he developed HopStop to fix the problem. Stop listing all the problems - we know them already but what are you doing about them?

-Awolowo was 37,  Akintola was 36, Ahmadu Bello was 36, Tafawa Balewa was 34, Okotie-Eboh was 27 and Enahoro was 27 at the time of independence of Nigeria.

In 1966, the first coup was led by Kaduna Nzeogwu (29) and stopped by Murtala Mohammed (28),
TY Danjuma (28),
IBB (25), Sanni Abacha (23) and Shehu Yaradua (23).

It brought in Yakubu Gowon as Head of State at 32 and Olusegun Obasanjo at 29.

You are in your 40s and you still sag your trousers.
Of course you know Linda Ikeji. You’ve spent hundreds of hours on her blog laughing and
commenting while she smiles her way to the bank. She’s just built a house for her father in the village- just by you clicking on her gossip and sharing.

Your day is not complete without a stop by at her blog. She was as broke as you are but she turned a hobby into a business. Are you
that void of understanding?

You think those politicians have any regard for you?

That is why I referred to the arrogance of
your ignorance at the beginning of this diatribe.
-You have a false estimation of yourself. You have an over bloated ego.
-You are only as good
as an election ticket - pure and simple.
-You are only good to used and discarded like a used ballot paper. Who keeps a used ballot paper anyway?

That is why they only remember you every four years. You are like a menstrual pad that is only useful during the menstrual period. Are you hurt? Okay, let me help you.

Have you heard of Professor Olusola Adeyeye before?
He is a Senator of the Federal Republic at the moment. But before he became a Senator, he was popular on facebook. Even more popular than so many latter day facebookivists. I was one of his many followers. He put up posts after posts and pander to populist thinking. Then he was elected and one of the first things he did was to deactivate his facebook account. Yes, you read me right. Deactivate.

How many times do
you still see El-Rufai’s tweets again? No longer regular? That is how it will dwindle until he disappears totally.

I’m not limiting it to the aforementioned alone and this is not about any party. They are all the same.
Yet you falsely believe your future is in the hands of one politician. You will grow grey hair
with that belief. And by the time you wise up, you’re on your way to the grave- not with a life expectancy of less than 60 years in this clime.

Can you see you have wasted your time? And possibly your life? See, people have been complaining since independence. And they will still complain in 4 years. Will you be among them?

I agree with my friend who said Nigerian youth need mental detoxification. And maybe I should add that you need a brain transplant. Let me give you another example. I’ve watched you try to pull some people down when you don’t like their face- or their comments. You report them to facebook. And they get pulled down.
Momentarily. Just momentarily.
Do you know why? Facebook knows those
people draw traffic. Their posts get huge numbers of comments. And with every comment and click, someone is making money. Will you allow your best customers to leave? That is why though facebook pulled down Adeyinka Grandson’s page, he was given a facebook fan page in return. Yes, a fan page. You need to get
a job and you need to get a life. There is life away from facebook or social media.
If you’re not making money from social media and you sleep on it, you’re merely existing- you’re not living. I have seen some of you take
selfish and pose in all manner of ways as you paste your photos on social media. Are you a
photographer or are you selling something that we don’t know? You’re unemployed because you’re unemployable. You don’t have skills.
Sorry, the major skill you have is that of pointing out the problems and debating about them. That’s a no brainer! You can’t even diagnose the problems properly.

You think Ngozi Okonjo- Iweala is your problem? You are a self-inflicted problem. You are afflicted with yourself and by yourself. If you’re looking for the reason why you are the way, you are - look no further than your mirror. Instead of occupying Nigeria, you should occupy your brain. The only witch chasing you from your village is you. It’s time to stop bewitching yourself.

Stop whining about lack of electricity or fuel. Do something about it. Every adversity has a
seed of opportunity embedded in it.

-Create something. Invent something. Start something.
Read up a book. Write a book. Take advantage of the present situation.

Nigeria is a huge market. Nigeria is a virgin market. Waiting for you. Unleash yourself. Release your passion. Follow your potential. Invent your way to prosperity. Stop waiting for government,  government only needs you when they need your taxes. Don’t depend on welfare.

People who depend on welfare don’t fare well. You think you lack capital? No, the problem is not lack of capital but lack of ideas. Just today,
two men stepped into my wife’s office selling
the new portraits of Buhari and Osinbajo.

That’s someone grabbing an opportunity and seizing the moment. I have a friend who started out by offering after-school lessons to kids on her street- now she has a school.

I know a lady who was indigent and self-sponsored on campus. Each night, she soaked beans and made ‘moin-moin’ in the morning for
sale on campus. I bought out of the moin moin as well as some other students and that was how she paid her way through University.

Not prostitution.

 Have you heard of Ayodeji
Megbope? She started her business with the last[truncated by WhatsApp]

Check ur presence of mind.............Take d test.


relax, clear your mind and begin, what's the 1st answer that comes to ur mind???...........


1. What do you put in a toaster?














Answer:
"bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else.. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said bread, go to Question 2





2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?











Answer:
Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question.
Your brain is over -stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself by reading more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3...



3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a
green house made from?














Answer:
Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why the hell are you still reading these?? If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.




4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane crashes from 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into East and West Germany) Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, "no
man's land"?










Answer: You don't bury survivors!!! If you said ANYTHING else, you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.




5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Mumbai to Pune. In Mumbai , 17 people get on, in Pune , 16 get off. Name the driver.














Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!



Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you...
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions..😊
Try it seriously dont cheat its amazing
A MUST TRY!!!!!!!          ALZHEIMERS'  EYE TEST

(I love this part.. It's absolutely amazing!)

Count every  "  F  " in the following text:

FINISHED  FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED  WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE  BELOW)


HOW MANY ?
 
3....4....

WRONG,  THERE ARE  6  --  no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the  6 F's before you scroll down.


The reasoning behind is  further down.





The brain cannot  process "OF".

Incredible  or what? Go back and look again!!


Anyone who counts  all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.

Three  is normal, four is quite rare.

Send this to your  friends.

In case of armed robbery at the ATM, here is something you may really need.

                                                                   
    WHEN A THIEF FORCES YOU TO TAKE MONEY FROM THE ATM, DO NOT ARGUE OR  
        RESIST, YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT HE OR SHE MIGHT DO TO YOU.      
                                                                           
WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS TO PUNCH YOUR PIN IN THE REVERSE, I.E IF YOUR PIN IS
                          1254, YOU PUNCH 4521.                          
                                                                           
  THE MOMENT YOU PUNCH IN THE REVERSE, THE MONEY WILL COME OUT BUT WILL BE
  STUCK INTO THE  MACHINE HALF WAY OUT AND IT  WILL ALERT POLICE WITHOUT
                          THE NOTICE OF THE THIEF.                        
                                                                           
    EVERY ATM HAS IT, IT IS SPECIALLY MADE TO SIGNIFY DANGER AND HELP.  
                                                                           
                      NOT EVERYONE IS AWARE OF THIS.                    
                                                                           
          FORWARD THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND THOSE YOU CARE FOR.

SIX TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE BANKING HALL


.
1 - The Pen Borrowers: They're always in
the
bank, common pen they won't have. These
pple
are very dangerous, once u borrow them
d
pen,
u may find it difficult 2 identify dem, At a
bank
in
Nigeria, once someone tells u "may I
have ur
pen?" Believe me, that may be d last time u
will
see that pen (except if u're lucky).
.
2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team:
Immediately dey
enter d bank, even b4 taking d slip
(withdrawal
or
deposit) all they do is to know the last
person and u hear dem saying, I'm at your back.
If
care
is nt taken, about 8 pple can tell u "I dey
ur
back" then at d end of d day, they cause
confusion
(na
me dey hin back,I don tell am I was here
b4
u blah blah).
.
3 - The No protocol team: This kind of
pple
don't
obey d 1st come, 1st served slogan! They're
mouthed in d bank! Immediately they
come
in,
they just walk up 2 d cashier or manager,
he asks
them to sit down & within 5 minutes
they've
completed there transactions while u still
dey
there looking like mumu 4queue.(there is God
oooo)
.
4 - The Bank Door Rejectees: These pple
will
always av a problem with d bank door, then
u
see
them removing their belts, car keys,
mobile
phones etc and yet d machine keeps shouting
"pls
go back" Maybe next time such person
will
come
2 bank naked! Biko, he go allow u in... LOLZ!
.
5 - The slip wasters: These kind of pple
can
waste slip 4 Nigeria! To fill the
withdrawal slip or
deposit slip na JAMB questions, u c dem
canceling, tearing, squeezing & taking
another
one. To write common 3,780 Naira in
wordsna gobe! Even d so called undergraduates
are
found
wanting in this scenario....... CHAI!!!
.
6 - The pple from Another Planet: These pple
usually behave like them no dey dis
world
since 2
yrs! They will always b asking 4 today's
date, even after telling them d correct
date,they
will ask
some1 else again. I tire 4 dis pple
oooooo.
Be sincere, I know you are laughing or even
smiling now, oya tell us which one do u
belong?

Friday, 8 January 2016

@tipsyenupo throwback photo

I stumbled upon this photo and decided to share it because of those that don't believe Tipsy actually had a taste of street.
This throwback photo will wow you..
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Saturday, 2 January 2016

#TheHeadies2015 winners

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR.
Ycee - Winner
Nominees: Base one, Koker , Pepenazi , HumbleSmith ,Young GreyC

NEXT RATED
Reekado Bankz (Winner)
Nominees: Lil’ Kesh , Kiss Daniel, Cynthia Morgan , Korede Bello

BEST POP SINGLE
Godwin – Korede Bello (WINNER)
Nominees: Ojuelegba – Wizkid , Collabo – P-Square Feat. Don Jazzy , My Woman, My Everything – Patoranking Feat. Wande Coal ,
Woju – Kiss Daniel, Bobo – Olamide

BEST STREET-HOP ARTISTE
Olamide – Bobo
Nominees: Small Doctor – Mosquito Killer, Mastakraft feat. Olamide, CDQ& David O – Indomie, Falz The Bad Guy Feat. Yemi Alade & Poe – Hello Bae, Reminisce – Skillashi

BEST VOCAL PERFORMANCE (MALE)
Timi Dakolo – Wish Me Well (Winner)
Nominees: Praiz – If I fall , Shaydee – High, Cobhams – Do The Right Thing , Bez – There’s A Fire


BEST R&B SINGLE
Wish Me Well – Timi Dakolo (Winner)
Nominees: Heartbeat – Praiz, Baby Daddy – Iyanya, Say You Love Me – Leriq ft. Wizkid , Do the Right Thing – Cobhams Ft. Bez


BEST RAP SINGLE
King Kong – Vector
Nominees: Bad Belle – M.I, Bank Alert – Ill Bliss , Local Rapper – Reminisce Feat. Olamide, Phyno & Stomrex, G.O.D – T.R


BEST VOCAL PERFORMANCE (FEMALE)
Aramide – Iwo Nikan
Nominees: Waje – Coco Baby, Asa – Bed of Stone ,Simi – Tiff, Yemi Alade – Duro Timi

BEST REGGAE/DANCEHALL SINGLE
German Juice – Cynthia Morgan (Winner)
Nominees: Sanko – Timaya, My Body – Solid Star Feat. Timaya, Daniella Whyne – Patoranking, Cheques and Balance – Burna Boy, Bad Girl Special (Remix) – Mr. 2Kay feat. Cynthia Morgan & Seyi Shay

BEST MUSIC VIDEO
Katapot (Reekado Banks) – UnLimited LA (Winner)
Nominees: Jamb Question (Simi) – Mex . Crazy (Seyi Shay) – Meji Alabi, The Sound (DavidO Feat. Uhuru & Dj Buckz) – Sesan , Baby Jollof (Solid Star Feat. Tiwa Savage) – Clarence Peters
Note: This award goes to the video director.


BEST COLLABO
Local Rapper – Reminisce Feat. Olamide & Phyno
Nominees: Hold on – Joe El Feat. 2Face Idibia, Bad Girl Special (Remix) – Mr. 2Kay Feat. Cynthia Morgan & Seyi Shay, Shoki (Remix) – Lil’Kesh Feat. Olamide & David O, Do The right Thing – Cobhams ft. Bez, Sisi – Praiz ft. Wizkid

BEST RAP ALBUM
Chairman – M.I.
Nominees: Above Ground Level – Modenine , Baba Hafusa – Reminisce,Street OT – Olamide

PRODUCER OF THE YEAR
Legendury Beatz – Ojuelegba
Nominees: Don Jazzy – Godwin (Korede Bello) , Mastakraft – Wiser (Flavour), Young John – Bobo (Olamide), Shizzi – Fans Mi (DavidO),
Cobhams – There’s A Fire (Bez)

LYRICIST ON THE ROLL
Vector – King Kong
Nominees: Ill Bliss – Bank Alert (remix) Feat. Ice Prince, Eva Alordiah & Phyno, Reminisce – Baba Hafusa, G.O.D – T.R

HIP HOP WORLD REVELATION
Yemi Alade – King of Queens (Winner)
Nominees: Praiz – Rich n Famous, Skales – Man of the Year

BEST RECORDING OF THE YEAR.
Wish Me Well – Timi Dakolo (Winner)
Nominees: Ojuelegba – Wizkid, Eyo – Asa , Bez – There’s A Fire, Cobhams – Do the right Thing

BEST ‘ALTERNATIVE’ SONG
Adekunle Gold – Sade (Winner)
Nominees: Di’Ja – Awwwwww, Bez – There’s A Fire, Asa – Satan Be Gone, Ugovinna – Rain On Me, Simi – Tiff

ARTISTE OF THE YEAR
Olamide Winner
Nominees: David O, Wizkid, Yemi Alade , P-Square

SONG OF THE YEAR
Ojuelegba – Wizkid (Winner)
Nominees: Godwin – Korede Bello , Kiss Daniel – Woju, Olamide – Bobo


HALL OF FAME
2 face Idibia.

A Special recognition for excellence and outstanding impact to the entertainment industry.

BEST R&B/POP ALBUM
A.Y.O. – Wizkid (Winner)
Nominees: Bed of Stone – Asa, King of Queens – Yemi Alade, Rich & Famous – Praiz, Double Trouble – Psquare



ALBUM OF THE YEAR
A.Y.O. – Wizkid (Winner)
Nominees: Rich n Famous – Praiz, King of Queens – Yemi Alade, Street OT – Olamide , Chairman – M.I. Double Trouble – P Square

AFRICAN ARTISTE - Non Nigerian
Sarkodie (Winner)
Nominees: Diamond Platnumz , Cassper Nyovest , Sarkodie , Uhuru , AKA

@lilkeshofficial congratulates Reekado & @Olamide_ybnl Apologizes To his Fans for #TheHeadies2015 misconduct

See pictures below